After we searched our brains trying to match tagline-with-movie in the post a couple before, we came across some of the best and funniest ‘what was you thinking’ taglines in old horror movies and thought it’s something essential you hard-to-impress film lovers should see. Here’s our pick…

By Sword. By Pick. By Axe. Bye Bye. – The Mutilator (1985)

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The only people who will not be STERILIZED with FEAR are those among you who are already DEAD! – The Flesh Eaters (1964)

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Take the stairs, take the stairs, for God’s sake, take the stairs! – The Lift (1983)

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The only thing more terrifying than the last 12 minutes of this film are the first 92 – Suspiria (1977)

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It happened to someone who knows someone you know… You’re next. – Urban Legend (1998)

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Not to be confused with King Kong. – Ape (1976)

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They won’t stay dead. – Night of the Living Dead (1968)

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Please do not disturb Evelyn. She already is. – Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1983)

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Herbert West has a very good head on his shoulders… and another one in a dish on his desk. – Re-Animator (1985)

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Only the blood of drug addicts can satisy its thirst!  – Blood Freak (1972)

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